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i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i
Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon”
that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.
its been a year and i still dont understand this text post
cantaloupe sounds fucking stupid
I was saying “mum said I can’t melon slice”.
Bloody Americans
I just stared at this for ages like, … why does she want to rockmelon???
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The Sassy Diaries || Elijah Mikaelson Edition

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Damian I cannot take you seriously in those boots.
Okay, so, We’re going to do the dirty dancing lift.
- Oh yeah, this is big… I hope I don’t drop you.
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An Infinite List of Amazing Books: The Fault in Our Stars by John Green
“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.”
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